Hash Wedding weekend

Hash Wedding weekend

Saturday, 23 August 2014

Hash Trash - Run 159

Run 159 - Turgutreis Monday 11th August 2014
Hares : Fishy Fingers & Doggy Style 
Scribe : Semen

Here is the hash trash for the Bodrum Hash House Harriers Run No 159.

It all started at 5pm on Monday 11 August as the previous day was election day which meant no alcohol, hence the change in date!

The hares, Fishy Fingers and Doggy Style set the run from the Verdat School in Turgutreis.

To start the proceedings the stand in GM, Dopey explained his new role by showing everyone his hat where it was printed


He first called in the grandmother, Happy (as her grandson, ? was back in the UK) who was first home on run 158 for the customary down down. Happy downed the beer with aplomb which would have really impressed her grandson if he had been there.

Fishy Fingers and Doggy Style explained the run and then off we went.

The run was fairly flat through all sorts of terrain and different areas of Turgutreis that I had not seen before.

We passed  a few cactii where people had their photo taken and through some dry streams and over fields.

We passed a scarecrow lounging in a seat waving to us as we went by.

We also went over a very rickety bridge at one stage but all arrived safely back at the RV outside the school.

We had to wait a bit for three stranglers who got lost which included Muffin Muncher who should have known better as she helped a bit with setting the run.

When we did get the circle together, Dopey came into the middle to oversee the proceedings with confidence and with personality which goes well with the hash.  Well done Dopey.

There were 19 of us during the run to be joined before the end circle by 2nd Hand Dish Washer. 

It was great to see her again and she was duly honoured with a few down downs.

First the hares, Fishy Fingers and Doggy Style were called into the middle to receive down downs for setting the run.

Then Virgin was brought in the middle for forgetfulness and having to go back home for something and missing the run.

The returnees of Noddy and Tinkerbelle were also called in.

The RA then took over and brought in the only other Virgin among us closely followed by a visitor who was Turkish but ran in Bahrain.

Then 2nd Hand Dishwasher was brought in for being a teapot and eventually got it right by drinking from the spout.

2nd Hand Dishwasher was then brought in again for forgetting her mug together with Noddy. Happy and Tits.

I was brought in and given my 100 run T-shirt which I had to write my name on the back which was a bit of an effort.

The RA seemed to try and get Tinkerbelle to have a down down for various offences but each time she managed to get out of it.

There was many more and Shitter, Dopey, the visitor from Bahrain and the hares were the major offender.

At one stage there was a picture taken of the 5 Tiller Girls, Virgin, 2nd Hand Dishwasher, Fishy Fingers, Butt Butt and Doggy Style showing their thighs. So, not to be outdone the 5 Pott Belly Pigs, I Love Clocks, Stalker, Shitter, Dopey and yours truly had their picture taken showing off our bellies.

We then had a group photo taken and most of us then headed off to the on on on... on the beach.

Before this off went Fishy Fingers and Muffin Muncher to collect the BH3 signs on their bikes.

A big thank you to Fishy Fingers and Doggy Style for arranging everything.  A great day was had by all.


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