Hares: Fishy Fingers , Doggy Style & Muffin Muncher
Scribe : Stalker
The first Hash of the new 2pm start time saw a good turnout. Most of the usual suspects were in attendance plus 3 returnees. There were 4 latecomers who shall remain nameless and who were promised down downs later!
The RV was excellent with views of the Greek islands and the weather was very kind as the sun had retreated for a while.
The Hares were called into the circle and they promised us a fairly flat gentle 7km? breeze of a hash so to our surprise after 300 yards we faced the north face of the Eiger!!!! Some more than others struggled to reach the summit where the runners carried on but when the walkers finally made it they were told that they had missed the right hand turn half way up the hill and so had to make their descent to take up the walkers route. All that effort for nothing!
The next stage of the run was indeed fairly flat meandering through what could only be described as a Fly Tippers paradise interspersed with the odd cow or bullock. It was at this point that a couple of stragglers took a short cut back down to the coast road.
The rest of the pack soldiered on and eventually arrived back at the RV with Lightfoot as the FRB followed by Pisspot and Shitter. After a well needed drink and a swim for others the circle was called by Dopey our stand-in apprentice GM who awarded various down downs before handing over to our RA Culture Vulture who succeeded in telling a rare successful joke at which the whole of the circle laughed - I think he's been practicing!!!!
More down downs were given for the usual misdemeanours.Gobshite entertained us with another humorous story which was well received. Our best wishes were passed on to Hose Handler via Helmet Polisher and we all wished him a speedy return.
The circle was then closed and we all headed off to Uncles for what turned out to be an excellent meal. Most of us stayed to watch yet another wonderful sunset.
ON ON Stalker