Hash Wedding weekend

Hash Wedding weekend

Monday, 18 May 2015

Hash Trash - Run 177

Hash Trash Run no 177
Where : In the Middle of Nowhere
When : Sunday 19th April 2pm
Hares: Luvjoy and Happy (& Stalker?)
Scribe : Barrel

 If you go down to the woods today
You're sure of a big surprise.
If you go down to the woods today
You'd better go in disguise!

For every boar that ever there was
Will gather there for certain,
Because today's the day the
Teddy Boars have their picnic.

So we all descended into the woods disguised as hashers. We did not see any teddy bears but Luvjoy, although not mentioned at the start, said that there were teddy boars in the woods.
However he did confuse the hashers, not difficult to do, by saying that there were some false trails and some check backs which did not necessarily mean going back to the last check. Therefore not really a check back – more of a somewhere else back
The first moans from the pack were soon heard as we headed uphill for an energetic start to the hash.
Soon we headed into flatter territory and through the use of a lot of checks and the fact that the undergrowth was slowing down the front runners the pack was kept close together for much of the hash.
In fact the sharp undergrowth drew blood on some hashers’ unprotected legs.
Also, circles were being kicked out before the main pack reached them? Luvjoy thought that the cows were doing it. Yeah right!
After some confusion and back tracking the pack eventually got onto the track which led them back to the cars. As this was a downhill stretch with stones underfoot Shitter was holding hands with one of the visitors. To steady themselves or just because it felt good?
So well done the hares for finding somewhere new, and remote and scenic, and away from all roads and civilisation.
The circle started with the usual – hares, returnees, visitors etc – and the RA told a joke which had some hashers crying out for Semen to return.
Hashers know that Down Downs are not always fair – who says the hash was supposed to be fair? – but the DD given to But But for her driving was a difficult one to take for her. I hope that she did not drive into the RA on the way home or run him over in the car park or other such retribution.
Holding hands – see above – was also DD’d.
A naming ceremony was then carried when Ali was christened – Shit-faced Baba. Learn to live with it Ali.
Tits and I am Up for It  also got DD’s for failing to produce promised hash trashes. They got a hashit for this last time and still  no result – what will the RA come up with if they fail to deliver by the next run??
Some pink was honoured with DD’s as the circle came to a close and the hashers headed off to food in Turgutreis.

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